Blog 9 It was a wonderful summer day as I recall. I was sitting on the beach of the fruitless sea having some time to myself. I was in my favorite form of a young prince. I was wearing fine robes of silk and jewels of great wealth. in the distance I saw a ship approaching across the sea. I thought nothing of it until ten or so minutes later when the crew lumped on me, literally. they seized my hands and threw me on board. I couldn't believe that they thought that they could contain a god, but I was also curious so I let the take me. one on board they attempted to tie me to the mast (very unsuccessfully I might add) with very thick rope. after a while they gave up. I sat there for a while watching them. They were rather interesting people, but that's not important. after sitting there for a while I grew bored and tired of the people who had ruthlessly abducted me. I decided to get rid of them. I was thinking what  could do to scare them when it hit me like a brick in the face, a lion. That was that, I started by growing vines from the mast and then I summoned wine to seep from the floor. this caused confusion and panic. Then I morphed. I became a massive lion that reared of and I chased them all to the end of their puny little boat, and they all jumped off. now this suited me greatly because I didn't need to throw them off myself. as they jumped I turned them into dolphins.

Blog 7 The climax of my story is a very short one. I believe that it started with me turning into a lion. You see I was amused at first but I soon became bored and decided to have some fun. first I summoned wine to seep from the floor boards. this caused confusion among the crew. then I turned into a lion and then pandemonium. I then chased the crew to the end of the ship and that was when they all jumped off. It was rather funny for me.

Blog 8 So as I said earlier the conflict was rather simple, and so is the way in witch I ended the conflict. so after a while of sitting there with on the floor of their ship I finally run out of patience and decide to teach them a lesson. First I summon grape vines to start growing from the mast and wine to start pouring from the cracks in the ship. When the crew see this they become alarmed but that was only the start. Soon after I decide to showoff a little. I morph into a lion and attack. The pirates don't hand around for long after that, as a matter of fact I do believe that the last person to jump off only took about five seconds. Now some people think that leaving them stranded in that ocean is cruel and I agree. In order to be just a little bit nicer I turned then all into dolphins.

Blog 6 The conflict is quit simple in this story. I was abducted by this bunch of blithering pirates and of course I didn't like that. They tried to tie me up but nothing can bind me. At first I was irritated, then I was amused at their struggle. After amusement came the terrible anger, I morphed into a dreadful lion and pretty much ended the conflict.

Blog 5 As I told you earlier at the beginning of this confrontation I was in the form of a richly garbed prince. I was wearing a deep purple robe and many jewels such as rubies and diamonds. I was also wearing a band of gold around my wrist. The pirates that abducted me were so ugly I almost went blind. They had scraggily beards and their cloths were dirtier than mud. Then there was the smell it was horrendous. Rotten fish and ale is what they smelled of and it was almost enough to kill me. The captain of the ship was a burly man with very wide shoulders. his beard wad almost enough to rival the Titan king Cronus. The rest of the crew were also burley but not as much as the captain. That is their physical aspects, and that makes them seem pretty bad but when you look at how they acted I am amazed that the had the capacity in their thick skulls to function as something more than a single celled organism. I would say that mister wooden eye from "Pirates of the Caribbean" had more brains than those lunkheads.


Wooden eye





Cronus the Titan



Blog 4 As you all may well know I have the power to shape shift. My favorite form is that of a young male prince. So now to the point. I was sitting on the beach on the fruitless sea (also known as the black sea for you simple minded folk, not to say and names but umm Loki and that Monkey dufus are some) having some time to my self when poof I was on a beautiful little ship. it was a quite nice ship I have nothing to say against the ship. If you ask me I thing the ship was even better when I was done with is. It was full of vibrant juicy grapes and the awesome aroma of the grape fines I so dearly love.

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As you know I am the god of wine, and many people acknowledge me as that. Dionysus vineyards has honored my name by naming themselves after me. They are located in California. During the beginning of the 19 century a man by the name of Friedrich Holderiln made a parallel between me and Jesus Christ. We both have died and risen again and wine is seen more than once in both of our lives. One of my favorite cultural references in in the Percy Jackson series. I am portrayed as the director of camp half blood. I enjoy playing cards and drinking diet coke.

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I am the cup barer to the gods. I induce a productive side and a bestial side to mortals. I bring fertility to the vines and pain to the people who abuse them. Vine are my symbol and my culture. One of my biggest weaknesses is my emotional instability. Icarius and silenus are my main friends and Hera and Hephaestus are  my enemies.

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I am the great Olympian God of wine, vegetation, pleasure and festivities. I am Dionysius, Dion or Backus what ever you prefer. I appear in two forms, an old bearded god or a young effeminate long haired god. I always carry my pinecone tipped staff and there are always satyrs accompanying me. I love to party and of course I LOVE wine. My father is the king of the gods, Zeus. and my mother is a mere mortal, here name was Semele. As a god I have super human strength and I am immortal. I also have the ability to change form. I can transport things between dimensions and, being the god of wine, I can control the growth of vines.