I am the great Olympian God of wine, vegetation, pleasure and festivities. I am Dionysius, Dion or Backus what ever you prefer. I appear in two forms, an old bearded god or a young effeminate long haired god. I always carry my pinecone tipped staff and there are always satyrs accompanying me. I love to party and of course I LOVE wine. My father is the king of the gods, Zeus. and my mother is a mere mortal, here name was Semele. As a god I have super human strength and I am immortal. I also have the ability to change form. I can transport things between dimensions and, being the god of wine, I can control the growth of vines.
Who needs wine when there is fresh milk and yummy butter? Yum! Yum! Yum! Anyways, was there ever a legal drinking age that was enforced by you?
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Everybody knows that wine is better than milk and no, I never did set a drinking age.
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